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The wind whipped low over Idaho and tore off the skirt of Hillary Clinton this morning revealing just why her middle name is Rod-ham. To the surprise of Mayor Bartmouth and the assorted worthies of Middleton who had congregated for a traditional muck-dancing fundraiser, Hillary displayed a pair of bulging surgical pants with the now-famous cigar crest and the initials BC.
A few gusts later and the assembled crowd of thousands were left in no doubt as first the wig then the shirt and padded bra disappeared over their heads leaving a stunned Bill Clinton clutching his notes, but little else.
Security guards rushed onto the stage and immediately formed a protective ring, but the damage had been done and tonight millions more will witness this bizarre political transvestite as footage is aired nationwide and across the globe.
An undisclosed source close to Bill told this reporter “Hillary has never existed. You’ve probably noticed they never appear together. Bill’s always liked to dress up and it was a toss up which alter ego would run for office the first time around.” Al Gore was unavailable for comment.