Defamer.com
Sitting high atop Eddie Murphy’s long list of lifelong regrets, above even The Adventures of Pluto Nash and Showtime, must be that fateful night in 1997 when he fell victim to his own bleeding heart and whisked a weepy transexual street walker off the mean streets of West Hollywood, only to be stopped by cops and questioned about what s/he was doing in his car. (“Taking a load off, officers!” we imagine him saying, before launching into his trademark wheeze-laugh.) Nine years later, he’s still living his good deed down, and thanks to his recent divorce to Nicole Mitchell, the whole affair is about to bubble back up to the surface: