My Gay Affair with Obama

TheSpoof.com – Written by David David

London, England – Retired Royal Air Force pilot and pre-op transsexual Polly Graff has revealed that she had a one-night stand with US Presidential hopeful Barack Obama when she was a gay man. According to Ms Graff, the tryst occurred a dozen years ago in London when Obama was in the UK for his half-sister’s wedding.

Graff, then known as Lieutenant Lance Strongarms, claims she met Obama in a gay London pub in 1996. She revealed her story in an interview conducted at the Y Front polysexual club in London. Wearing a size 16 hot pink Roberto Cavalli dress with plunging neckline and matching pink sculptured nails, Ms Graff appeared ready to reveal intimate details of her ‘date’ with Mr Obama.