TheSpoof.com – Written by Robert W. Armijo
North Pole – A small but militant band of transgender Elves have taken over Santa’s Workshop up at the North Pole. They are working overtime in to help indoctrinate your children with their skewed value system instead of yours. They have come up with a most ingenious subtle way to promote wider acceptance of the transgendered community everywhere: “Thomas the Transgender Train’ to help your child choo-choo choose a gender.”
“We take the issue of gender reorientation very seriously up here at the North Pole,” said the spokesmen for Santa’s Elves. “You may not know realize it, but a number of Elves have been forced to undergo the gender altering procedure.”