Siestas, Fiestas, and Drag Queen Hookers – By John Burgman

Introducing your next summer beach book: The Virgin’s Guide to Mexico.

What did you do with all that Spanish you learned in high school? Weasel your way out of jail time during your spring break in Tijuana? Impress your novia with your pronunciation of chalupas? Well, Alma Price used it to hitch across the Mexican border and party with a band of drugged-out hooligans and tranny whores. In Eric B. Martin?s novel, The Virgin’s Guide to Mexico, this outcast teenager blows off Harvard, disguises her gender, and learns that witches do exist, all to answer some burning questions: Why does my Mexican mother hate Mexicans? How far can these stolen credit cards take me?