Gawker.com – Rod Townsend (aka our commenter Momo)
Rod Townsend (aka our commenter Momo), sometimes receives telephone calls from The Past, a mysterious entity that remembers where things used to be in New York before Starbucks and Whole Foods came to town.
“Hello?”
“Oh, hi. Are you doing okay? Is everything all right?”
“Such concern from The Past? I guess I’m okay, I mean there are…”
“Ah, putridpits, that’s great for you, but I’m feeling lost. I just don’t know what to do.”
“Oh, no. What happened?”
“It’s Labor Day weekend and there’s not going to be a Wigstock!”