miscellanynews.com – By Mitchell Gilburne – Sports Editor
A man in a dress is not something you see every day. But when you do, you know you’re in for something special. But life cannot always be abundant with fabulosity. As the reigning Queen of Vassar’s own drag extravaganza, aptly named “Flawless,” I too have hit my fair share of bumps in the road. From a last minute rush for false eyelashes to realizing that I had left my strapless denim jumpsuit in my room mere minutes before the competition started, it quickly became apparent that a the life of a diva is not all glitz and glitter. But it’s not so bad. In fact, wardrobe malfunctions, cat calls and last minute scrambling are some of the best parts of doing drag; it’s all about making stories. However, some stories are darker than others. Be warned, the following tale is entirely true, entirely ugly and entirely real.