FilmThreat.com – Christopher Curry – 2005, Un-rated, 86 minutes, Troma
Corn-fed cutie Jessie Bell accidently smashes her vehicle into a papier mache cow. She then finds herself within the confines of Meetweed Manor after being chased by an inbred oaf who hollers something about ?…the curse of the purple cow!? Three female thugs, calling themselves The Hells Belles, murder one of their teachers and also find their way to Meetweed Manor.
From this point Lord Meetweed gives a tour of his most unusual grounds which are splashed in bright gaudy colors and rebel flags. His staff includes: a pistol toting transvestite who rubs his privates a lot and shoots a rocket out of his ass, Missus Meat Bone the voodoo priestess, Go-Go-Rilla the piano pounding primate, humongous kitchen knives that get it on and a Priest with a flamethrower.